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March 7th

[daintylegs]

ok so we may or may not die so I
just want you to know that i have
no regrets #yolo

[tsunclonus]

Tailgate what are you doing

[There's no time for punctuation]

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[daintylegs]

I think you should introduce yourself on the network Cyclonus!

You're not going to make any friends by avoiding literally everybody.

[tsunclonus]

I am not here to make friends, Tailgate.

[daintylegs]

Cyclonus, I'm taking Sideswipe's sword and I'm going to give it back to him.

[It's been long enough now that Tailgate thinks this whole thing is entirely silly.]

[tsunclonus]

[Tailgate's just going to get a nod in return, though he still thinks Sideswipe is likely to be a hazard with it.]

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[redshitlord]

[At some ungodly hour of night, something unfortunate pops into your inbox...]




[A robot butt. A ro-butt.]

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[redshitlord]

[It is almost immediately followed by frantic keysmashes.]

HSDKJF;HDSJKFHSJKD HDSJ;


DHJKFSD


HSDOOII iUmmmMMMM

DEELTE THAT

[warandpeace]

I might have gotten you something a little bigger than I intended.

Happy Birthday, I guess.

[tsunclonus]

Gotten me something?

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[daintylegs]

Hey Cyclonus.

There's something I've been wondering about for a while. Think we can talk somewhere?

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[tsunclonus]

Of course. Where would you like to meet?

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[daintylegs]

Hey Cyclonus can you do me a HUGE favour
can you do my Decepticon homework for me
ill pay you in hugs

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[tsunclonus]

Your what

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[daintylegs]

Hey

[The vacation planet has been a great way to avoid certain people. Tailgate had left as soon as he could and hadn't been back to their room in a while. It's only been about a week, but he finds he misses his friend terribly.

They can't avoid talking about this forever.]

Cyclonus... I... um...

[He doesn't even know where to start.]

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[tsunclonus]

Tailgate.

[Cyclonus is relieved to hear from Tailgate. While he probably would have deserved it, he had worried that his friend might no longer wish to associate with him. He should have known better. This was Tailgate after all.

This is why Tailgate was too good for him.]

Are you well?

[Video] 1/3

[harderfasterwrecker]

[ So. It's really hard to tell that Whirl's actually using video instead of audio for the most part, because it's all dark, but then there's the pinpoint of Whirl's optic. He might be a little...So he's hung over. What of it.]

So. You're tellin' me that you have been on a cruise in the middle of space, without about 70% of the insanity that usually happens on any given orn-

[harderfasterwrecker]

[ His optic cycles out as he pauses. ]

Okay. Wait, no, you've got both Captains, lets call it 60%, I mean you guys didn't have Brainstorm, but Rodimus is like-

[The camera feed waves about a bit and you get the feeling that Whirl is gesturing wildly but it's dark so all that can really be seen is just his optic flying in and out of frame.]

BUT. Anyway.

[Text]

[harderfasterwrecker]

[ oh no. Whirl has hit the downswing of being slagged out of his damn mind. So, of course, Cyclonus is who he starts bothering. Who wants a majorly unhappy jerk in their inbox at o'whatever in the morning?....Probably not Cyclonus but you know we can't all get what we want. ]

if tailgate doent stay out of riptides stupid box hs gonna cry

and at least youre not fying anymore so that cant be my fault

frag you and your slag making everybody grumpy in the first place anyway


thats your fault

totaly

[Text]

[tsunclonus]

Are you drunk?

[That's all he can think to ask, because he basically understood none if that beyond it apparently being his fault.]

Text (someone is whiny as fuck)

[harderfasterwrecker]

im going to die of bored rn

gonna die

dead

i know

ur devistated

youll live through it

eventually

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[tsunclonus]

What are your preferred funerary rites?

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[daintylegs]

So.

I think you should kiss me sometime.

Just a suggestion.

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[tsunclonus]

[Cyclonus doesn't reply immediately, being stuck in stasis when the message goes through, but he responds as soon as he sees it.]

Alright.

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[daintylegs]

I'm gonna being hiding out with Tarn for a few days
if ultra magnus asks tell him that you have no idea where I am

love you bye

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[tsunclonus]

Tailgate...

[You can just hear him pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation. He leaves the obvious questions unsaid.

The 'love you' maybe makes his sparkoro go doki doki a little though.]